Cakewalk complete
Wow, we pulled a fast one and gave the Iraqis sovereignty two days early. That showed those insurgents.
You can tell how peachy things are. We were afraid they were going to blow things up so we secretly changed the date. No big ceremonies in Iraq. None of the celebratory gunfire (very dangerous wherever it happens, indeed, but you know it's a celebration when people are doing this). Perhaps we can change dates of the 4th of July holiday, the party conventions, and the next Presidential inauguration, just to fool those terra-ists.
And Paul Bremer is quickly out the door. Man, I'm sure he's one relieved motherfucker. His first order of business, I'm sure, is to take a long dump without fear of his ass being blown up.
You can tell how peachy things are. We were afraid they were going to blow things up so we secretly changed the date. No big ceremonies in Iraq. None of the celebratory gunfire (very dangerous wherever it happens, indeed, but you know it's a celebration when people are doing this). Perhaps we can change dates of the 4th of July holiday, the party conventions, and the next Presidential inauguration, just to fool those terra-ists.
And Paul Bremer is quickly out the door. Man, I'm sure he's one relieved motherfucker. His first order of business, I'm sure, is to take a long dump without fear of his ass being blown up.
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